Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Little Known Ballerina Facts

This past weekend was the Performance Awards.   The girls were super excited as we wrapped up dress rehearsals and headed into the weekend.  As we wrapped up practice on Thursday, the ballet instructor gave final instructions to the new moms.

“Make sure the girls wear their tights and leotards, but NO panties.  Ballerinas don’t wear panties unless they are going to Wal-Mart.”   Who knew??

Fast forward to Saturday morning as we’re driving to the performance venue.   The girls are in the back seat and Lindsey (the 6 year old) pipes up.   “You know Mom, I think it’s more comfortable without panties on.”

“Not me!” pipes in Olivia.

“Well I do.  In fact I like it so much I may never wear panties again! ”.

At this point my poor husband is white knuckled at the steering wheel.  His face has turned blaze red and he’s developed a noticeable tick. 

“Yep, I think I’ll just get rid of all my panties when I get home!  You know, I haven’t had a wedgie all day?”

CAN WE JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT PLEASE!?” my husband begs.

“Ooooohhhhhh….girl stuff.”   Lindsey quips.

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2 comments:

  1. I just got the best laugh from this- a laugh is very much needed around here today- I think I am even going to call and read this to my mom- she could really use a good laugh too!!!

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  2. Awesome.
    Visiting from WUH and am SO THANKFUL you linked this in your wrap-up.
    I live in a house that is panty-free, so it was fun to see the other side of the humor coin.

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